Happy Kiss Day

                                     

                                                                                                                                                       

Bus Ab Tujhe Hi Chahne Ko Jee Chahta Hai,

Teri Yaado Me Kho Jaane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Laga Di H Tumne Aisi Ishq Ki Aag,
Kay Choom Choom K Kha Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai...
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

Ek ladki ne chote bache k gaal pe kiss ki....
Girl: oh sorry tumare gaal pe lipstick lag gyi....
Baby kuch achcha karne se agar daag lagte he...
to daag achche hain......
"Happy Kiss Day !!               

Romance depends on age....
18 year-din rat...
28 yrs-har rat...
38yrs-hr jumerat...
48 yrs-sirf chand rat....
58yrs-sirf jazbat...
68yrs, nhi krte buri bat...
"Happy Kiss Day !!"
                                           

Ek shamma andhere me jlaye rkhna..
Subha hone ko he mauhaul bnaye rkhna..
Kon jane wo kiss gali se guzre..
Hr gali ko phulo se sajye Rkhna...
"Happy Kiss Day !!"
                                         

                                       

Wo Pehla Kiss Jo Humne Ek duje Ko Kia,
Wo Kiss Humare Pyar Ki Shuruwat thi,
Humara Pyar Hamesha Qaim Rahe Ga,
Bus Tum Usi shiddat se Mujhe Kiss Krti Rehna....
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill...
Isliye na lagao DIL...
Na Aayega BILL....
Luv Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill..
"Happy Kiss Day !!"
                   

I will give U 1 kiss to go to sleep...
I give U 2 kisses 2 dream....
I give U an endless row of kisses 2...
when U wake up in D morning..
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

Good News for lovers
on valentine’s day
A new way to send romantic kiss to ur girl friend
Just call me and order ur kiss
I will personally go & deliver
Booking open
Chumma express services (Pvt ltd).....
"Happy Kiss Day !!"  
                                             

                                         

Sardar 2 His Frend: I Kiss My Wife Evrydy B4 I Go 2 Ofice N U???
Frend: I Kiss Ur Wife Aftr U Go 2 Ofice.....
Saradar: Hahaha
I Kissd First....
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

                                       

Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho,
1 achi chokri ho,
Aapko miss kare,
Mujhe kiss kare,
Apko puppi de,
,Mujhe jhappi de,
Apke sath roye,
mere sath soye....
"Happy Kiss Day !!"
                                 

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”
Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”.
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya....
Ek hum they jisne her miss ko kiss kiya,
Aur ek aap they jisne har kiss ko miss kiya.....
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

Girl; is dress ka kya Price hia???
shop keeper !!!
sirf 5 kiss???
Girl; aur us dress ka???
shop keeper,
10 kiss
girl; dono dress pack kar do,
bill dadi dengi...
"Happy Kiss Day !!!!"