Happy Slap Day

Boy: Jaan 1 Glass Pani Dey Do.
Girl: Khud Uth K Pi Lo.
Boy: Plzz Dey Do Na.
Girl: Ab Manga To Thapar Maron gi....
Boy: Thapar Marne Ao To Pani Lyte Ana...
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

I began imagining scenes in public
which some drunk would come up to me and
slap me in the face....
Nothing like that ever happened,
but I often wonder if
I would have turned the other cheek...
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge
Jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge
Jab aap hamein bhool jaoge
Tab Aisa Thappar Marungi ki sab yaad aajayega..
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

Man 1 : Yaar tere ghar se hamesha hansne ki awaazein aati rehti hain...
Shaadi ke itne saalo baad bhi tum log itne khush kaise ho???
Man 2 : Hamari khushi ka raaz bahut simple hai.
Meri wife mujh thappar maarti hai.
Main Jhuk Jata hun Agar nahi lagta toh main hansta hu,
aur agar lag jata hai toh woh hansti hai.....
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

This the best excuse for
if you slap someone in the face,
just say ‘i didn’t slap him,
I high five his face’
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

Student ko miss ne thapar raseed kia
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye????
School 7 baje Shuru
Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki????
Student:Miss,
Aap Mera Itni besabri se Intjar Mat Kiya Karo
Log Galat Samajte hai.....
Hahaha......
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

Sacha Dost Woh Hai Jo...
Aap Ki Ankh Me Pehla Ansu Dekhey To
Doosra Ansu Ponch Ley
Teesra Ansu Rok Ley
Or Chautha Ansu Dekhey To
Ek Thapar Mar K Bole
Ley Ab Khul Ke Ro!!!
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

I began imagining scenes in public which
some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face...
Nothing like that ever happened,
but I often wonder if
I would have turned the other cheek...
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

I love your smile,
your face and you eyes,
damn i m good at telling lies!!!!
You asked me to become your valentine
during valentines week I was busy with my valentine,
but here is an answer to your proposal.
Tdaak.(slap)....
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

Boy: I Love U...
Girl : Thapar Marungi....
Boy: Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir...
"Happy Slap Day !!!"