Funny Jokes

Teacher: Bachho chalo batao tum kis khandan se releated ho?

Pappu: mem, mujhe lagta he, hum janvaro ke khandan se he! 

Teacher: wo kaise?

Pappu: Papa kahte he gadhe ki tarah kaha se ghum ke aa raha?
 Mummy kahti he bandar ki tarah uchal-kood band karke padhayi kar! Or 
 Dadi kahti he mera beta sher(lion) he..!

                   

paji: yaar mere liye kisi achi si ladki ka rishta bta

Dost: Ak ladki he B.com ki

paji: yaar kisi b com ki ho bas padhi likhi honi chahiye..☺☺

                   

Ek ladka apni gf ko le ke ghumne jaata he.
aur bahut tezz barish hoti hai
Socho bahut tezz barish me kya hua hoga..???
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Socho.. Socho..
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Nahi pata??
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Ladki ka pura makeup utar jata he..
& Ladka dar ke bhaag jata he!!!!!!!

                     

Ek ladka ladki ka pichha kr raha tha.. !!

Girl :tumhe pata he, pichhe meri MAA aa rahi he...
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Boy :hum to khandani aashiq he,
        teri MAA k pichhe mera BAAP bhi aa raha he. !!!

                    

Class Room is Like a Train

1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP,.
Nxt Two Benches r General coach,.
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Then
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Last Two Benches r Very Demanded,.
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Bcz Its"SLEEPER COACH"..

                 

Ek ladki dukandar se:-aisa card mil
sakta jis par likha ho ki me sirf tum se hi
pyar karti hu.,

Dunkandar:- Haaa mil jayege medam
ladki :- 8 pack kar do......!!

                  

On FB Timeline…

Girl1 :- Kiran Bedi Joins BJP yoo !
Girl2 :- Yoo Babes, Akhir ana hi Pada !!

in Message box-

G2 :- Didi Kiran Bedi kaun he ??
G1 :- Are wahi “tune payal hai chhankai” waali…..!!!!

                

Girl: chalo me chupti hu
tum mujhe dhoondhna..!!
agr dhoondh liya to hum shopping chalenge..!!
Boy: agar nahi dhoondha to..??
Girl: nahi eisa mat kaho na plz…
mai darwaje k piche hi chupungi..!!