Funny Jokes

Teacher: Bachho chalo batao tum kis khandan se releated ho?

Pappu: mem, mujhe lagta he, hum janvaro ke khandan se he! 

Teacher: wo kaise?

Pappu: Papa kahte he gadhe ki tarah kaha se ghum ke aa raha?
 Mummy kahti he bandar ki tarah uchal-kood band karke padhayi kar! Or 
 Dadi kahti he mera beta sher(lion) he..!

                   

paji: yaar mere liye kisi achi si ladki ka rishta bta

Dost: Ak ladki he B.com ki

paji: yaar kisi b com ki ho bas padhi likhi honi chahiye..☺☺

                   

Ek ladka apni gf ko le ke ghumne jaata he.
aur bahut tezz barish hoti hai
Socho bahut tezz barish me kya hua hoga..???
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Socho.. Socho..
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Nahi pata??
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Ladki ka pura makeup utar jata he..
& Ladka dar ke bhaag jata he!!!!!!!

                     

Ek ladka ladki ka pichha kr raha tha.. !!

Girl :tumhe pata he, pichhe meri MAA aa rahi he...
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Boy :hum to khandani aashiq he,
        teri MAA k pichhe mera BAAP bhi aa raha he. !!!

                    

Class Room is Like a Train

1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP,.
Nxt Two Benches r General coach,.
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Then
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Last Two Benches r Very Demanded,.
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Bcz Its"SLEEPER COACH"..

                 

Ek ladki dukandar se:-aisa card mil
sakta jis par likha ho ki me sirf tum se hi
pyar karti hu.,

Dunkandar:- Haaa mil jayege medam
ladki :- 8 pack kar do......!!

                  

On FB Timeline…

Girl1 :- Kiran Bedi Joins BJP yoo !
Girl2 :- Yoo Babes, Akhir ana hi Pada !!

in Message box-

G2 :- Didi Kiran Bedi kaun he ??
G1 :- Are wahi “tune payal hai chhankai” waali…..!!!!

                

Girl: chalo me chupti hu
tum mujhe dhoondhna..!!
agr dhoondh liya to hum shopping chalenge..!!
Boy: agar nahi dhoondha to..??
Girl: nahi eisa mat kaho na plz…
mai darwaje k piche hi chupungi..!!

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Sad Love Shayari

Dil ka haal batana nahi aata,
Kisi ko aise tadpaana nahi aata,
Sun-na chaahte hain aapki awaaz,
Magar baat karne ka bahana nahi aata...

Parwah karni hai to uski karo jo teri karey.,
Zindagi me tumhe jo kabhi tanha na karey.,
Jaan banke utar jao tum uski ruh me.,
Jo jaan sey b jyada tum se wafaa karey...!

‎Naam‬ to Likh Du ‪Uska,
Apni Har ‪Shayari‬ Ke Sath.,
Magar Fir ‪_‎Khayal‬ Aata hai,
Masoom‬ Si Hai ‪_Jaan‬ Meri.,
Kahi ‪_‎Badnaam‬ Na Ho Jaye...!!!

Badalna nahi aata hume mausam ki tarah.,
Har ek rut mein tera intezaar karte hain...
Na tum samjh sako jise qayaamat tak.,
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyaar karte hain...

Dard ka ehsas janna he to Pyar kar ke Dekho,
Apni aankho me kisi ko utar kar Dekho,
Chot unko lagegi aansu tumhe aa Jayenge,
Ye ehsas janna ho to Dil haar kar dekho...

Tujse milne ki justju bhi dil me tu rubru hai ,
Hamne Socha ki dil ko jala daale phir khayal aaya,
Ki mere dil me to bas tu hi tu hai...!!!!!!

Na jikar kijiye meri ada ke bare me,
me janta ho bahot kuch wafa ke bare me ,
aur suna hai wo bhi mahobbat ka souk rakhane lage h ,
jine kuch khabar hi nahi wafa ke bare me !!!!!!

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