Happy Flirting Day

Bf: "Pack ur bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crore in a lottery."
Gf: Wow! Thailand or Switzerland???"
Bf: "Who Cares? You just pack ur bag & GET LOST."
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"
                                           

Aadab Arz Hai!!!
Kabhi tum gaur se dakho aaina...
Wah wah!!!!
Kabhi tum gaur se dakho aaina...
Khud hi haskar kahoge...
MADE IN CHINA...
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

Dear girls,
When sum 1 is flirting with u
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plese co-operate..!!!!!
yahi to din hai ,
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kuch sal bad to koi ghass b nahi dalega....
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao....
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia...
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho...
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete...
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho...
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ??

"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon...
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi....
Sagar se gahara koi nahi...
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi....

"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy....
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai....

"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

Light can replace dark...
Success can replace failure...
Smile can replace pain...
But nothing can replace you....
Why????
Defective piece! No replacement.....
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"