Happy Perfume Day

Ab tak meri life 1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi....
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha....
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.....
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile!!!
"Happy Perfume Day...."

Kia koi pyar ko yad rkh skta h????
yeh ek band kamray mn gulab kay
phool ki khushboo ko mahsoos krne jaisa h..
ap gulab to dekhte rho ge
lekin khusboo mahsoos na kr sko ge
gulab ki khusboo ko mahsoos krna h
to aj perfume day pr qaid se azad ho jao!!!!!
"Happy Perfume Day...."

U Can Not Spread on,
Others Without Getting a Few Drops on..!!!!!
"Happy Perfume Day...."

Ek Ladki perfume laga ke bus pe chadi
ladke ne comment pas kiya
aajkal phenyl ka use kuch zyada hi hota hai...
Ladki boli phir bhi cockroach pichha nahi chhodte..!!!!!
"Happy Perfume Day...."

Heart is like a bottle of perfume....
If you never open it
Nobody knows the fragrance inside it
If you keep it always open
soon you will loose your fragrance....
So act wisely!!!!!
"Happy Perfume Day...."

Khushi perfume ki trha h,
is k chand qatray apne ooper lgay baghair
ap kisi ayr ko is ki khushboo nhi de skte..
So act wisely!!!!!
"Happy Perfume Day...."

There is NO wine if grapes r nt pressed
NO perfume if flowers r nt crushed
If u feel any pressure in life
it means God is bringing the Best out of you!!!
"Happy Perfume Day...."

Khushbu me ehsaas hota hai...
Dosti ka rista kuch khaas hota hai...
Har baat juba se kehna mumkin nahi,
Isliye to dosti ka naam vishwash hota hai..!!!!!
"Happy Perfume Day...."

Apni sanso me mehkta paya hai aapko,
Kyu na kre shiddat se yaad aapko,
Jab humare pyar ke liye hi
Khuda ne banaya hai aapko.....!!!!!
"Happy Perfume Day...."

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Happy Kick Day

Pathar Samjh Kar Thokar Mar Di
Tu Ne “Ay DOST”
Tarash Kar Dekhte To Shayd
Heeray Se Bhi Anmol Hote Hum...
"Happy Kick Day ..."

Jab Tak Na Lage Bewafai Ki Thokar Dost
Har Kisi Ko Apni Pasand Par Naaz Hota Hai...
"Happy Kick Day ..."

Kachi Dewaar Hoon Thokar Na Lagana Mujko,
Apni Nazron Mei Basa Ker Na Girana Mujko,
Tumko Aankhon Mei Tasavur Ki Tarha Rakhti Hon,
Dil Mein Dharkan Ki Tarha Tum B Basana Mujko....
"Happy Kick Day ..."

As we walk through our friendship
at times, u may not see me...
“Dont think i’hve left u”
I choose to walk behind u
so that i can kick u
if u forget me...
"Happy Kick Day ..."

Teri Bhegi Hoi Tehreeron Ka,
Kabhi Don Ga Tujhe Jawab,
Bas Kisi Apne Ki Di Hui,
Thokar Se Sambhal Jaon Zara...
"Happy Kick Day ..."

Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you and
Legs: to kick you
If u ever forget me..!!
"Happy Kick Day ..."

Manzil Insan K Hausle Azmati Hai,
Sapno K Parde Ankho Se Hatati Hai,
Kisi B Baat Se Himat Na Harna,
Thokar Hi Insan Ko Chalana Sikhati Hai Wish You ....
"Happy Kick Day ..."

This kick day ,
kick the butt of your problems
and move ahead....
Cause tensions and problem
have no rights to move along wid us....
"Happy Kick Day ..."

Manzil Insan K Hausle Azmati Hai,
Sapno K Parde Ankho Se Hatati Hai,
Kisi B Baat Se Himat Na Harna,
Thokar Hi Insan Ko Chalana Sikhati Hai..
"Happy Kick Day ..."

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Happy Slap Day

Boy: Jaan 1 Glass Pani Dey Do.
Girl: Khud Uth K Pi Lo.
Boy: Plzz Dey Do Na.
Girl: Ab Manga To Thapar Maron gi....
Boy: Thapar Marne Ao To Pani Lyte Ana...
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

I began imagining scenes in public
which some drunk would come up to me and
slap me in the face....
Nothing like that ever happened,
but I often wonder if
I would have turned the other cheek...
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge
Jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge
Jab aap hamein bhool jaoge
Tab Aisa Thappar Marungi ki sab yaad aajayega..
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

Man 1 : Yaar tere ghar se hamesha hansne ki awaazein aati rehti hain...
Shaadi ke itne saalo baad bhi tum log itne khush kaise ho???
Man 2 : Hamari khushi ka raaz bahut simple hai.
Meri wife mujh thappar maarti hai.
Main Jhuk Jata hun Agar nahi lagta toh main hansta hu,
aur agar lag jata hai toh woh hansti hai.....
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

This the best excuse for
if you slap someone in the face,
just say ‘i didn’t slap him,
I high five his face’
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

Student ko miss ne thapar raseed kia
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye????
School 7 baje Shuru
Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki????
Student:Miss,
Aap Mera Itni besabri se Intjar Mat Kiya Karo
Log Galat Samajte hai.....
Hahaha......
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

Sacha Dost Woh Hai Jo...
Aap Ki Ankh Me Pehla Ansu Dekhey To
Doosra Ansu Ponch Ley
Teesra Ansu Rok Ley
Or Chautha Ansu Dekhey To
Ek Thapar Mar K Bole
Ley Ab Khul Ke Ro!!!
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

I began imagining scenes in public which
some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face...
Nothing like that ever happened,
but I often wonder if
I would have turned the other cheek...
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

I love your smile,
your face and you eyes,
damn i m good at telling lies!!!!
You asked me to become your valentine
during valentines week I was busy with my valentine,
but here is an answer to your proposal.
Tdaak.(slap)....
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

Boy: I Love U...
Girl : Thapar Marungi....
Boy: Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir...
"Happy Slap Day !!!"

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Happy Hug Day

                                       

                     
If u read,u owe me a HUG,

if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!!!!!
So wat will U do??
"Happy Hug Day"

Mujhe Baahon Mein Bikhar Jaane Do,
Apni Mushkabaar Saason Se Mehek Jaane Do,
Dil Machalta Hai Aur Saans Rukti Hai,
Ab Toh Seene Mein Aaj Mujhe Utar Aane Do...!!!
"Happy Hug Day"
                                       

               
Ek baar to Mujhe seene se laga le,
Apne Dil ke bhi Sare Armaan saja le,
Kabse hai Tadap tujhe apna banane ki,
Aj toh Mauka hai Mujhe Apne pass Bula le!!!!!
"Happy Hug Day"
                                           

Bahon Main Chale Aao Humse Sanam Kya Parda,
Ho Humse Sanam Kya Parda,
Yeh Aaj Kaa Nahee Milan,
Yeh Sang Hai Umar Bhar Kaa!!!!!
"Happy Hug Day"           

                                           

Baato Baato Main Dil Le Jaate Ho
Dekhte Ho Iss Tarah Jaan Le Jaate Ho
Adato Apni Se Dil Ko Dharkate Ho
Leker Bahon Mai,
Sara Jahan Bhulate Ho...!!!
"Happy Hug Day"

Man Hi Man Karati Hu Baatein,
Dilki Her Ek Baat Kah Jaati Hu,
Ek Baar Le Lo Bahon Mai Ab To Sajna,
Yahin Her Baar Kahte Kahte, Ruk Jaati Hu..!!!
"Happy Hug Day"                              

Dekha Hai Jab Se Tumko,
Mera Dil Nahi Hai Bu-main,
Jee Chahe Aaj Tod Doon
Duniya Ki Saari Rus-mein,
Tera Haath Chahta Hoon,
Tera Saath Chahta Hoon,
Baahon Mein Teri Rehna Main Din Raat Chahta Hoon!!!!
"Happy Hug Day"    

Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk,
Es ummid ke sath Wish You....
"Happy Hug Day"                                      

Tumhari Bahon Main Humein Jannat Mil Gayi Saari..
Khuda Se Bolu Ke Apni Jannat Apne Paas Hi Rakh....
"Happy Hug Day"

                                           

Koi Kahe Isse Jaadu Ki Jhappi,
Koi Kahe Isse Pyaar....
Mauka Khubsurat,
Aa Gale Lagja Mere Yaar.....
"Happy Hug Day"

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Happy Kiss Day

                                     

                                                                                                                                                       

Bus Ab Tujhe Hi Chahne Ko Jee Chahta Hai,

Teri Yaado Me Kho Jaane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Laga Di H Tumne Aisi Ishq Ki Aag,
Kay Choom Choom K Kha Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai...
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

Ek ladki ne chote bache k gaal pe kiss ki....
Girl: oh sorry tumare gaal pe lipstick lag gyi....
Baby kuch achcha karne se agar daag lagte he...
to daag achche hain......
"Happy Kiss Day !!               

Romance depends on age....
18 year-din rat...
28 yrs-har rat...
38yrs-hr jumerat...
48 yrs-sirf chand rat....
58yrs-sirf jazbat...
68yrs, nhi krte buri bat...
"Happy Kiss Day !!"
                                           

Ek shamma andhere me jlaye rkhna..
Subha hone ko he mauhaul bnaye rkhna..
Kon jane wo kiss gali se guzre..
Hr gali ko phulo se sajye Rkhna...
"Happy Kiss Day !!"
                                         

                                       

Wo Pehla Kiss Jo Humne Ek duje Ko Kia,
Wo Kiss Humare Pyar Ki Shuruwat thi,
Humara Pyar Hamesha Qaim Rahe Ga,
Bus Tum Usi shiddat se Mujhe Kiss Krti Rehna....
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill...
Isliye na lagao DIL...
Na Aayega BILL....
Luv Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill..
"Happy Kiss Day !!"
                   

I will give U 1 kiss to go to sleep...
I give U 2 kisses 2 dream....
I give U an endless row of kisses 2...
when U wake up in D morning..
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

Good News for lovers
on valentine’s day
A new way to send romantic kiss to ur girl friend
Just call me and order ur kiss
I will personally go & deliver
Booking open
Chumma express services (Pvt ltd).....
"Happy Kiss Day !!"  
                                             

                                         

Sardar 2 His Frend: I Kiss My Wife Evrydy B4 I Go 2 Ofice N U???
Frend: I Kiss Ur Wife Aftr U Go 2 Ofice.....
Saradar: Hahaha
I Kissd First....
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

                                       

Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho,
1 achi chokri ho,
Aapko miss kare,
Mujhe kiss kare,
Apko puppi de,
,Mujhe jhappi de,
Apke sath roye,
mere sath soye....
"Happy Kiss Day !!"
                                 

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”
Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”.
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya....
Ek hum they jisne her miss ko kiss kiya,
Aur ek aap they jisne har kiss ko miss kiya.....
"Happy Kiss Day !!"

Girl; is dress ka kya Price hia???
shop keeper !!!
sirf 5 kiss???
Girl; aur us dress ka???
shop keeper,
10 kiss
girl; dono dress pack kar do,
bill dadi dengi...
"Happy Kiss Day !!!!"

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