Tuesday, 28 June 2016

Good Evening

0


Dil Me Khushiyo Ki Aahat Rakhna
Zindagi Me Jeetne Ki Chahat
Rakhna Aur Kya Doge Hame Koi
Toffa Bas Apne Hotho Pe Yuhi
Muskurahat Rakhna......
"Good Evening..."
                                       



Chayi thandi ho gayi, garam kar lo,
Apne patthar se dil ko naram kar lo,
Sham ho gyi hai fir bhi sms nhi kiya,
Are yaar thodi si to sharam kar lo....
"Good Evening..."

Evenings Are Your Chance To
Forget The Mistakes You Made
During The Day, So For The
Sweetest Of Dreams, You Can
Pave The Way....
"Good Evening..."

Mujhe na jeene ki khushi hain ab,
Or na hi marne ka hain gum,
Unse milne ki dua bhi nahi karte hum,
Kyuki ab hr sham h unki yado ke sang.....
"Good Evening..."                                   

An Apple Msg For An Orange Person
From A Strawberry Friend For A
Pineapple Reason At A Mango Time
On A Jack-Fruit Day In A Grape...
"Good Evening..."

Good Afternoon

0

                                       

Arz Kiya Hai..
Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon
Wah Wah Wah
Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon
"Good Afternoon....."
"Good Afternoon....."                                     

Nice and caring people like you are difficult to find...
And I understand that it must have been favour,
finding someone like you....
"Good Afternoon....."                                 



Good better best,
never let it rest,
till the good is better,
better is best.....
"Good Afternoon....."


If ur eyes r sweet u would like all people in the world....
But if ur tongue is sweet all people in the world will like you...
"Good Afternoon....."

('-') Smiling
(!.!) Crying
(';') Angry
(':') Bored
('.') Proud
('o') Hungry
('?') Confuse
(-.-) Sleepy
I lik 2 accompny u in evry mood :-)
"Good Afternoon....."                       


Night has gone,
Morning has gone,
But I have good noon to say u....
"Good Afternoon....."


NA YAAR KI RUSHWAI HO,
NA JAMANE KI BURAI HO,
RAHE SABKE DILO ME PYAAR,
NA JUDAI HO AUR NA TANHAI HO....
"Good Afternoon....."

Happy Break Up Day

0


Usse pyar hua jise hum kabhi pa na sake...
jiski baato ko hum kabhi bhula na sake...
dil lagaya aur laga kar tod diya usne...
jise bhulana chaha par hum bhula na sake...
apani kasam dekar usne hame majboor kar diya...
mujhe khush rakhne ke liye khud se dur kar diya...
hamari chahat ko kabhi usne samjha hi nahi...
aur hum the ki unke liye apno ko hi chhod diya....!!!
"Happy Break Up Day !!!"

IF you broke heart any one....
One day your own heart will broke some one....
Than you know the pain of broke heart....
"Happy Break Up Day !!!"

Teri dosti ne diya sakun itna,
Ki tere baad koi bhi accha na lage,
Tujhe karni ho bewafai to is ada se karna,
Ki tere baad koi bhi bewafa na lage...
"Happy Break Up Day !!!"             
                                     

Usne Aakhri mulaqat karke meri zindagi ki raat kardi..
Abhi theek se usko jaana bhi nahi tha ki usne jaane ki baat kardi..
Jise naaz tha gurbat pe meri...
Usne shaan paiso ki dikha kar zahir meri aukaat kardi..
Jiske lehje me sirf hum tum hua karte the...
Aaj usne sharminda mujhe punch kar meri Zaat kardi..
Jiski chahat me maine zamana chhoda...
Aaj usne mujhe chhod kar wahi siyasat mere sath kardi...
"Happy Break Up Day !!!"

Touching lines by broken heart
Sometimes I feel that waiting 4u
in my life is like waiting 4 bus
at a railway station....
"Happy Break Up Day !!!"
                                           


Halaat keh rahe hain..
Wo yaad nahi karenge ab
Umeed keh rahi hai..
Bss thoda intejaar aur kar....
"Happy Break Up Day !!!"

Khafa hone se pehle khata bata dena,
rulaane se pehle hansna sikha dena.....
agar jana ho kabhi hum se door aap ko,
toh pehle bina saans liye jeena sikha dena....!!!!
"Happy Break Up Day !!!"

Apni to mohabbat ki bas itni kahani hai,
Tooti hui kashti hai tehhra hua pani hai,
Ek phool kitabon me dam tor chuka hai,
Kuch yaad nahi aata, yeh kiski nishani hai....!!!!
"Happy Break Up Day !!!"

koi acchi si saza do mujh ko,
chalo aisa karo bhula do mujh ko,
tum se bichru to maut aa jaaye,
dil ki gehraiyo se dua do mujhko..!!!!
"Happy Break Up Day !!!"




Tujh ko paa kar bhi kabhi to khona tha,
ye hadsa mere saath kabhi to hona hi tha,
wo tod kar aksar dil mera mujhe jodta raha,
jaise main us ke haath ka koi khilona tha....
"Happy Break Up Day !!!"

When people hurt you over and over,
think of them like sandpaper....
They may scratch and hurt you a bit,
but in the end....
You end up polished and they end up useless....
"Happy Break Up Day !!!"

Happy Missing Day

1


Teri yad ne bura haal kar dia,
Tanha mera jena muhaal kar dia,
Socha jo tumhne yad na karne,
To DIL ne dharkane se inkar kar dia...!!!!
"Happy Missing Day"

Meri yad k bavarchi khane me tere nam ka chulha jalta he
teri yad k chaval pakte hen mera roz pateela jalta he . . . . .
"Happy Missing Day"                             
Miss Meeeena!!
Miss Meeeena!!
Miss Meeena? :@:@:@
Miss Meeena!!
Uff!!!!!
now u r thinking who is Miss Meeena?????
I m jst asking u that U Miss Me Na????
"Happy Missing Day"

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye....
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.....
"Happy Missing Day"                                   



the best feeling in d world is ven
u think dat ur frnd forgot u & suddenly
u receive a message from ur frnd saying - I just..
"Happy Missing Day"

                                             

Ths msg is from hum 2 Tum That
HUM is Missing TUM vry much n
Widout Tm Hum is vry Lonely So
TUM never go Far frm HUM otherwise
HUM will mis TUM a l0t..
"Happy Missing Day"                                   

I am Happy Happy Do u know why ?
.
.
.
H-hum
A- ap ko
P- pal
P- pal
Y- yad karty hai....
"Happy Missing Day"

I am not sure what life could bring
I am not sure if dreams come true
i m not sure what love can do but
i m very sure about one thing "I Miss U"....
"Happy Missing Day"


Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss karte hai,
Arey miss karna hai to machcharo ko miss karo,
Jo apne jaan per khel kar tumko KISS karte hai...
"Happy Missing Day"

Happy Confession Day

0


Har din ye dil akela hota hai,
Har ek pal uske bina adhura hota hai
Koi yaad karta hai to koi bhoola deta hai,
Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai....
"Happy Confession Day !!!"

Agar tum ko hum pe gussa hai toh
Ghantaghar tod do
Ring road mod do
Sahid gate fod do
Titanic ko fevicol se jod do
Magar mujhe aise sms karna mat chod do....
"Happy Confession Day !!!"

A husband coming home from a confession,
And lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder....
Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this????
Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross....
"Happy Confession Day !!!"

Umeed To Hai Ye Ki Bas Maafi Mil Jaye,
Jane Wo Dost Aur Kitna Waqt Lagaye,
Ab To Ye Soch Kar Dil Ghabraye Ki,
Kanhi Intezar Me Hi Na, Ye Zindgi Guzar Jaye....
"Happy Confession Day !!!"

Dil Ko Manana Agar Hota Aasan,
Na Karta Kisiko Yun Pareshan,
Tanha Na Rehta Bari Mehfil Mein,
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Naa Bayaan....
"Happy Confession Day !!!"


Humse koi gila ho jaye to maaf karna,
Yaad na kar paye to maaf karna,
Dil se to hum aap ko kabhi bhulte nahi,
Par yeh dil ruk jaye to maaf karna....
"Happy Confession Day !!!"

Today is confession day and
I want to confess my all previous mistakes...
And if it is just a formal confession
I am not able to say even a single word.....
But I am really sorry from the bottom of my heart.....
"Happy Confession Day !!!"

Aaj Apne Ap Ko Badalne ka Din
Apne Andar Ye Cheez Peida Karne Ka K
Agar Koi Ghalti Ho Jay To
Usy Manna Chahiye Na K
Ghalti Ko Chupana Chahiye
Apni Ghaltiyon Ka Aitraf Karo r Bahaduri Se kam karo...
"Happy Confession Day !!!"
                                       

Bhool se koi bhool hui to,
Bhool samajh kar bhool jana,
Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
Bhool se bhi hame na bhulana....
"Happy Confession Day !!!"

Maafi Mangne Se Ye Kbhi Sabit Nhi Hota H Ki
Hm Galat or Wo Sahi H
Mafi Ka Asli Mtlb H Ki
Hm Me PREM se Rishte Nibhane Ki Kabiliyat Unse Jyada h.....
"Happy Confession Day !!!"

Happy Flirting Day

0


Bf: "Pack ur bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crore in a lottery."
Gf: Wow! Thailand or Switzerland???"
Bf: "Who Cares? You just pack ur bag & GET LOST."
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"
                                           


Aadab Arz Hai!!!
Kabhi tum gaur se dakho aaina...
Wah wah!!!!
Kabhi tum gaur se dakho aaina...
Khud hi haskar kahoge...
MADE IN CHINA...
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"
Dear girls,
When sum 1 is flirting with u
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
plese co-operate..!!!!!
yahi to din hai ,
.
.
kuch sal bad to koi ghass b nahi dalega....
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao....
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia...
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho...
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete...
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho...
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ??

"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon...
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi....
Sagar se gahara koi nahi...
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi....

"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy....
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai....

"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"

Light can replace dark...
Success can replace failure...
Smile can replace pain...
But nothing can replace you....
Why????
Defective piece! No replacement.....
"Happy Flirting Day...!!!"