Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajhnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gaya,

Rajhnikant niche pahucha to mobile nahi mila..!!!!

kyu??????????
kyu ki Rajhnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gaya..!!!!

                   


TITANIC bahot zabardast film thi,

Par ak raaz jo kisi ko nahi pata,

Wo ye hai ki....
,
,
,
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATHTUB me hui thi.

                   

barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, 

waah waah

barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, 

waah waah

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Are aage kya huaa?

?

?

Hona kya tha,

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"RAJNIKANT"ne phoonk mari or sukh gaye hum.....

                    


IN 2010 rajinikanth released A
Film named 
ROBOT
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The history will repeat
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,
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IN 3010
Robot  will Released A Film named
Rajikanth

                    

Once Rajnikant teaches a kid,
How to open the door without Ringing the bell,
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,

Now that kid is known as CID inspector Daya...

                          

Rajnikanth's Wife:-I will die.

Rajnikanth:- I will also die.

Rajnikanth's Wife:-why will you die?

Rajnikanth:-because main itni khushi

bardasht nahin ker sakta..!!!

                     

ak var Naresh Kanodia Swimming karva
Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo,

Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo
Tya tene Joyu K,


Rajnikant  Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato....

                    


Ak Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todva Gayo,

Pan zindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo,

Thodi Var Pachhi Ghar ni Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo...
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Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe...!!!!!!!

                    

Ak Var Rajnikanth ae Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya.
Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe?
.
.
.
Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena,
Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.

                  

One day Rajinikanth got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
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today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"..........

                      

Rajnikant on KBC,

Amitabhji :  Rajniji ke liye pehla quistion pesh kiya jaye...
On computer screen- can i use life line....????

haaaahaaaha.............hahaaaaaaaaaaaa